If we raise taxes on corporations, what incentive will they have to make money other than the fact that it's the sole reason they exist.

it's back to school time. or as home-schoolers call it, stay-where-you-are time.

Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.

I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush on, and she had a teacher she didn't like at school. I had a real crush on her, so almost every day I would write her a little short story where she would kill him in a different way.

I don't trust books. They're all fact, no heart. And that's exactly what's pulling our country apart today. Because face it, folks, we are a divided nation. Not between Democrats or Republicans, or conservatives and liberals, or tops and bottoms. No, we are divided by those who think with their head, and those who know with their heart.

There's nothing wrong with stretching the truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious.

If you like Battlestar Galactica...you're probably a huge nerd.