If we raise taxes on corporations, what incentive will they have to make money other than the fact that it's the sole reason they exist.

Turn up your hearing aid 'Grandpa', because I'm only going to say this once!

To sit here at the same table with my hero, George W. Bush...I feel like I'm dreaming. Somebody pinch me. You now what, I'm a pretty sound sleeper, that may not be enough...Somebody shoot me in the face.

And though I am a committed Christian, I believe everyone has the right to their own religion - be you Hindu, Jewish, or Muslim, I believe there are infinite paths to accepting Jesus Christ as your personal savior.

America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a nation of sperm donors and baby daddies.

I don't like books, they're all fact, no heart.

The only thing that gets me high is the musky scent of my enemy's fear