If we raise taxes on corporations, what incentive will they have to make money other than the fact that it's the sole reason they exist.

Don’t get me wrong. Being a mom is no picnic. Raising the kids is the mother’s responsibility. It’s a thankless, solitary job, like sheriff or Pope.

I'm livin' high on the hog, and let me tell you, hogs make a terrible foundation.

Summer movie idea: take all the sequels that are out right now, and make movies about their backstories.

Truthiness is tearing apart our country, and I don't mean the argument over who came up with the word. I don't know whether it's a new thing, but it's certainly a current thing, in that it doesn't seem to matter what facts are. It used to be, everyone was entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts. But that's not the case anymore. Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything.

I didn't realize quite how liberal I was until I was asked to make passionate comedic choices as opposed to necessarily successful comedic choices.

Warning, I may contain more than a trace amount of nut.