If we raise taxes on corporations, what incentive will they have to make money other than the fact that it's the sole reason they exist.

You don't want to just do a joke because it works - we can make a lot of jokes work - you want to do a joke because it will hopefully build into an argument.

You CAN make an omelette without breaking eggs. It's just a really bad omelette.

If you're doing nothing wrong, you have nothing to hide from the giant surveillance apparatus the government's been hiding.

I'm a junkie for exhaustion, and I'm a junkie for setting up my expectations too high and then trying to meet them.

Citizens United said that transparency would be the disinfectant, but (c)(4)'s are warm, wet, moist incubators. There is no disinfectant.

Don't cry over spilled milk. By this time tomorrow, it'll be free yogurt.