Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don’t learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us. Cynics always say no. But saying “yes” begins things. Saying “yes” is how things grow. Saying “yes” leads to knowledge. “Yes” is for young people. So for as long as you have the strength to, say “yes'.

Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family.

In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.” Sorry, Darwin-huggers, but it’s not “In the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay marriage.

Shamelessness is a wonderful part of the character.

It's the way our founding fathers would have wanted it, if they had founded corporations instead of just a country.

Odyssey Dawn? That's not a military operation. That's a Carnival Cruise ship.

Naturally the U.S. trails in gold medals because every time we win one, we hand it over to the Chinese to pay off our debt.