I may be just an empty flesh terminal reliant on technology for all my ideas, memories and relationships, but I am confident that all of that everything that makes me a unique human being is still out there somewhere, safe in a theoretical storage space owned by giant, multinational corporations.
Stephen ColbertThink books aren't scary? Well, think about this: You can't spell "Book" without "Boo!
Stephen ColbertOf course! Jeb Bush! America is hungry for another leader from that talented family!
Stephen ColbertDonald Trump, yes, he's somebody's little boy. But he is his ideas because his ideas are what's going to affect us. As a man, he can do very little. But his ideas could kill us all.
Stephen ColbertWho would have thought that a means of communication limited to 140 characters would ever create misunderstanding?
Stephen Colbert