I've always been a big fan of beauty. Sure, you can't judge a book by its cover but who wants to have sex with a book?

Sure, integrating schools may sound benign. But whats the use of living in a gated community if my kids go to school and get poor all over them?

Can accidentally eating halal food make you Muslim? Yes, the same way drinking a cosmo can make you gay.

You are about to start the greatest improvisation of all. With no script. No idea what's going to happen, often with people and places you have never seen before. And you are not in control. So say 'yes.' And if you're lucky, you'll find people who will say 'yes' back.

Sorry, but retirement offends me. You don’t just stop fighting in the middle of a war because your legs hurt. So why do you get to stop working in the middle of your life just because your prostate hurts? That’s desertion.

With Late Night Show I can begin the search for the real Stephen Colbert.I just hope I don't find him on Ashley Madison.

Cynics always say no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes.