I don't like books, they're all fact, no heart.
Am I proud of being straight? No. You know why? Because if I start acting proud, that's going to make me seem kind of gay.
The only thing that gets me high is the musky scent of my enemy's fear
I don't get why the government is the only one that gets to print money.
Mentioning Jesus in your speech: Small government. Doing what Jesus asked: Big government.
Atheism, a religion dedicated to its own sense of smug superiority.