After obsessively Googling symptoms for four hours, I discovered 'obsessively Googling symptoms' is a symptom of hypochondria.

Ignorance is bliss. Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions.

If I thought I knew what was going to happen, it wouldn't be worth doing. The challenge is how joyfully, with what sense of fun and adventure and playfulness, we will greet it. We don't have to look for what the next thing will be. If experience is any judge, it'll come flowing toward us like a river.

I've long been against illegal aliens, partly because they distract us from an even bigger threat: real aliens.

Arby's: If I was about to be killed, I would eat it.

Baby carrots are making me gay.

You said in your book that at the end of the day, every politician is human. What about during the day?