If we don't cut expensive things like Head Start, child nutrition programs, and teachers, what sort of future are we leaving for our children?

It's clear that when we're this outnumbered by the creatures, we have to take a page from the British Empire and rule the lesser species through intimidation. That's why the single most important thing you can do as a human is to dominate an animal. Need more proof?Rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air and over every living creature that moves on the ground. I'd say that about covers it.

What's the worst that can happen? A tidal wave? Glaciers with guns?

I can't be gay! I'm a happily married conservative, just like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig.

In the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay marriage.

To quote from another gospel, DUNE by Frank Herbert, 'Fear is the mind-killer.' ... Jesus was the original Muad'dib.

Cardinal Dolan, of course, has a very, very hard job: trying to hold up Catholic family values in sexually liberal New York City. I'm not saying New York is the Gay Mecca. But it's at least Gay-rusalem.