One day,I might be able to tell my grandkids I interviewed the last president of the United States.

Thirty seconds is the exact amount of time Americans can tolerate something they don't understand.

Yes, President Romney will not take God off our coins. And that is so important because right now, just like God, the value of our currency really has to be taken on faith.

Senator Kerry does not support our troops. If he had won the election, there wouldn't be any troops left in Iraq. President Bush, on the other hand, has given our troops an opportunity to fight without end. That's creating jobs. In fact, the president's policies helped create 104 more job openings last month. Now who's stupid, Senator?

John Boehner chose a huge gavel. I think somebody's compensating for his small government.

Warning, I may contain more than a trace amount of nut.

I don't like the new president who hunts muslim extremists, I like the old president who is a muslim extremist.