Donald Trump is a strong president. We got to stand behind this guy is what I think.

(on fox news).... it's like watching a Disney movie about the news.

If someone spreads hate then they're not your religious leader.

First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in' the society of my high school and we waved at each other over the bong. Then I got to know people by making jokes.

I am no fan of books. And chances are, if you're reading this, you and I share a healthy skepticism about the printed word. Well, I want you to know that this is the first book I've ever written, and I hope it's the first book you've ever read. Don't make a habit of it.

I love the Internet, and the Internet loves me back. Why else would it offer me so much sex?

Cynics always say no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes.