History moves fast. It's hard to believe that gay Americans achieved full constitutional personhood just five years after corporations did!

I love being onstage, I love the relationship with the audience.

No matter how you were born, no matter how you identify, I want to be clear that I would be proud to grind you up and eat you.

When my car runs out of gas, I buy a new one. I don't want to ride around with a quitter.

I wrote things for the school's newspaper, and - like all teenagers - I dabbled in poetry.

I used to play a narcissistic-conservative pundit. Now, I'm just a narcissist.

America cannot afford a rally to restore sanity in the middle of a recession. Did you even consider how many panic-related jobs that might cost us in the fear-industrial complex?