History moves fast. It's hard to believe that gay Americans achieved full constitutional personhood just five years after corporations did!

The entire future of marriage rests with Justice Anthony Kennedy, the man who declared in Citizens United that corporations are people with constitutional rights. I just hope he doesn't do anything rash, like declare that homosexuals are people with constitutional rights.

Don't cry over spilled milk-- get angry and punch a cow.

Making a better tomorrow, tomorrow.

Senator Kerry does not support our troops. If he had won the election, there wouldn't be any troops left in Iraq. President Bush, on the other hand, has given our troops an opportunity to fight without end. That's creating jobs. In fact, the president's policies helped create 104 more job openings last month. Now who's stupid, Senator?

Don't cry over spilled milk. By this time tomorrow, it'll be free yogurt.

You can't swallow and think about your tongue. If you think about your tongue, you've got a giant piece of meat in your mouth and that's a terrible feeling.