I'm livin' high on the hog, and let me tell you, hogs make a terrible foundation.
I'm not a fan of the facts. Facts change; my opinion never does.
My guest Newt Gingrich shut down the government during the Clinton administration. I'll ask him when it's gonna start working again.
The only thing that gets me high is the musky scent of my enemy's fear
With Late Night Show I can begin the search for the real Stephen Colbert.I just hope I don't find him on Ashley Madison.
An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.