The entire future of marriage rests with Justice Anthony Kennedy, the man who declared in Citizens United that corporations are people with constitutional rights. I just hope he doesn't do anything rash, like declare that homosexuals are people with constitutional rights.

No matter how you were born, no matter how you identify, I want to be clear that I would be proud to grind you up and eat you.

Marijuana is a gateway drug that can lead to awful things, like Phish getting back together.

Donald Trump, yes, he's somebody's little boy. But he is his ideas because his ideas are what's going to affect us. As a man, he can do very little. But his ideas could kill us all.

If we don't cut expensive things like Head Start, child nutrition programs, and teachers, what sort of future are we leaving for our children?

Never throw caution to the wind. It could whip back into your eyes and blind you.

I believe all God's creatures have a soul... except bears, bears are Godless killing machines!