I don't accept the status quo. I do accept Visa, MasterCard, or American Express.

I love the truth. It's the facts I'm not a fan of.

Now I don't know why he's denying them habeas corpus. I can only assume the guys they got detained over there did something really unforgivable. Like remind Obama he was once a professor of Constitutional Law.

I'm off for two weeks, so until I get back, take the characters in this tweet and parcel them out one per day. Use this Q wisely.

It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate.

Don't cry over spilled milk-- get angry and punch a cow.

I am no fan of books.