I don't accept the status quo. I do accept Visa, MasterCard, or American Express.

Asia: Four little letters, three billion little people.

I tell a lot of young performers, 'Go get in trouble. Go commit yourself to something you're not sure you can do.' And I followed my own advice.

I can't prove it, but I can say it.

Yes, President Romney will not take God off our coins. And that is so important because right now, just like God, the value of our currency really has to be taken on faith.

There is no food closer to my heart than cheese. In fact, according to my doctor, it has nearly filled my aorta.

Life is an improvisation. You have no idea what's going to happen next and you are mostly just making things up as you go along.