I can really find something interesting about almost anyone I talk to.

(on fox news).... it's like watching a Disney movie about the news.

And if you love only yourself, you will serve only yourself. And you will have only yourself.

If you are a hermaphrodite, it is physically impossible to be gay.

It's no surprise I am addicted to all the Republican presidential candidates. They are like crack -- in that they will devastate black communities.

In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.” Sorry, Darwin-huggers, but it’s not “In the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay marriage.

This is America. I don't want a tomato picked by a Mexican. I want it picked by an American, then sliced by a Guatemalan and served by a Venezuelan in a spa where a Chilean gives me a Brazilian.