Leaving religious texts open too interpretation is the downfall of religion itself. If it is truly the word of God then there is no room for interpretation; you either take all of it or none. There is no selective belief

You have to do your First Penance before your First Holy Communion. You're really young. What do you know? You've got nothing to confess. All I knew was that I was an evil human whose sins caused the death of our Lord.

I have a generally liberal audience, but they will applaud when I nail a liberal lion.

Thinking that other people might be better than you is what makes you Canadian, not American.

As we all know, reality has a liberal bias.

There is no food closer to my heart than cheese. In fact, according to my doctor, it has nearly filled my aorta.

New study reveals men like to cuddle. Another study reveals men will say anything to get into bed with a woman.