Leaving religious texts open too interpretation is the downfall of religion itself. If it is truly the word of God then there is no room for interpretation; you either take all of it or none. There is no selective belief

If the eyes are the window to the soul, then why does it hurt when I spray them with Windex?

It's official. Highway patrolmen are not susceptible to the Jedi Mind Trick.

For me, improvisation is about working with a partner. That is much easier to do in the interview, because you have a sounding board.

What's the worst that can happen? A tidal wave? Glaciers with guns?

To all the worryworts out there who said super PACs were going to lead to a cabal of billionaires secretly buying democracy: wrong! They are publicly buying democracy.

If you're doing nothing wrong, you have nothing to hide from the giant surveillance apparatus the government's been hiding.