There's a wonderfully cooperative relationship between management and labor right now. Much like the historic partnership between oranges and a juicer.
Stephen ColbertCan't wait for tomorrow when I get to exercise my patriotic duty as an American: Complaining about how long it's taking to VOTE.
Stephen ColbertThere hasn't been a scandal this big at the C.I.A. since (CLASSIFIED) committed (CENSORED) to (REDACTED).
Stephen ColbertThe lead singer of Creed says he wonโt endorse President Obama. Well that settles it -- Obama will not win the 1998 presidential election.
Stephen Colbert