Class is a way of looking at society that divides people into different categories based on how much money they're willing to make.
Stephen ColbertAfter obsessively Googling symptoms for four hours, I discovered 'obsessively Googling symptoms' is a symptom of hypochondria.
Stephen ColbertI love the Internet, and the Internet loves me back. Why else would it offer me so much sex?
Stephen ColbertMentioning Jesus in your speech: Small government. Doing what Jesus asked: Big government.
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