If I had a dime for everytime that I was wrong, I'd be broke.
I gut check my show. I say, I say, "Gut, gut, does that feel true to you?" And Gut says, "Yes it does, Stephen. Let's get a grilled cheese sandwich."
I deliver my Truth hot and hard.
Don't cry over spilled milk-- get angry and punch a cow.
I'm livin' high on the hog, and let me tell you, hogs make a terrible foundation.
If Obama can force you to get health insurance just by calling it a tax, than there is nothing to stop him from making you gay marry an illegal immigrant wearing a condom on a hydroponic pot farm powered by solar energy.