Any religion whose messiah’s name isn’t recognized by Microsoft Word can’t be that much of a threat.

I don't know a lot about politics. I like talking about human behavior. Politicians are funny to me because they often say one thing and behave a different way.

Let freedom ka-ching...Corporations do everything people do except breathe, die and go to jail for dumping 1.3 million pounds of PCBs in the Hudson River.

Contrary to what people may say, there's no upper limit to stupidity.

I'm not a truthiness fanatic, I'm truthiness's father.

No matter how you were born, no matter how you identify, I want to be clear that I would be proud to grind you up and eat you.

The goal is to have fun with my friends.And that means sometimes talking about things that you care about.