Any religion whose messiah’s name isn’t recognized by Microsoft Word can’t be that much of a threat.

I deliver my Truth hot and hard.

There hasn't been a scandal this big at the C.I.A. since (CLASSIFIED) committed (CENSORED) to (REDACTED).

The summer movies are coming out. My advice: just stay home and burn a good book.

John Boehner chose a huge gavel. I think somebody's compensating for his small government.

If God wanted us to accept gays, he'd have made us compassionate

Mitt Romney's email was hacked! So if you start getting messages that sound like they're from a bot, he's fixed the problem.