Any religion whose messiah’s name isn’t recognized by Microsoft Word can’t be that much of a threat.

In the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay marriage.

The Yankees' Facebook page was hacked. The hacker was immediately purchased and signed to a 5 year contract with the Yankees.

Republicans will need to work hard to capture the Latino vote instead of their current strategy of capturing Latinos.

I'm not a fan of the facts. Facts change; my opinion never does.

It warps the minds of our children and weakens the resolve of our allies.

I teach Sunday school, motherf*****.