I love being onstage. I love the relationship with the audience. I love the letting go, the sense of discovery, the improvising.

Can you really put a price on annoying two religions at once?

Now, for my younger viewers out there, a book is something we used to have before the internet. It’s sort of a blog for people with attention spans.

If you repeat it, it's true. If you repeat it, it's true. And through repetition, something becomes true. If you repeat it enough. Until it becomes true. Or do I need to repeat that for you?

Donald Trump is a strong president. We got to stand behind this guy is what I think.

Odyssey Dawn? That's not a military operation. That's a Carnival Cruise ship.

I know there are some polls out there saying this man has a 32% approval rating. But guys like us, we don't pay attention to the polls. We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in reality. And reality has a well-known liberal bias.