If a poor family falls on hard times in the woods, and no one is around to care, did it really happen?
Stephen ColbertThink books aren't scary? Well, think about this: You can't spell "Book" without "Boo!
Stephen ColbertGive a man a suicide bomb, he blows up once. Teach a man to suicide bomb, he also blows up once.
Stephen ColbertMy mom kind of led me toward acting. She wanted to be an actress when she was younger. That made me interested in it when I was a kid, because she and I are very close.
Stephen Colbert