I'm proud of my ability to understand what somebody else is trying to do and help them achieve it, because part of the aesthetic of improvisation is service. You never say no. Serve the servant, follow the follower. And that's very valuable in your life, as well as very valuable in your actor's work. I'm damn proud of my ability to help other people achieve their ideas.

It warps the minds of our children and weakens the resolve of our allies.

Asia: Four little letters, three billion little people.

Hey, single malt scotch, youre thirty years old. When are you going to settle down and get married to my stomach?

Summer movie idea: take all the sequels that are out right now, and make movies about their backstories.

And if you love only yourself, you will serve only yourself. And you will have only yourself.

So if animals aren't our friends, then what are they? The answer can be summed up between two buns.