I'm proud of my ability to understand what somebody else is trying to do and help them achieve it, because part of the aesthetic of improvisation is service. You never say no. Serve the servant, follow the follower. And that's very valuable in your life, as well as very valuable in your actor's work. I'm damn proud of my ability to help other people achieve their ideas.

They think I'm silly. I do silly things. I fall down and run into things. I talk to inanimate objects. I'll hold a pickup stick to my ear and say, "What? What's that? I can't hear you

When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday - no matter what happened Tuesday.

Now I don't know why he's denying them habeas corpus. I can only assume the guys they got detained over there did something really unforgivable. Like remind Obama he was once a professor of Constitutional Law.

My character is self-important, poorly informed, well-intentioned but an idiot. So we said, `Let's give him a promotion.'

It's the way our founding fathers would have wanted it, if they had founded corporations instead of just a country.

I have a generally liberal audience, but they will applaud when I nail a liberal lion.