Republicans will need to work hard to capture the Latino vote instead of their current strategy of capturing Latinos.

Warning, I may contain more than a trace amount of nut.

So if animals aren't our friends, then what are they? The answer can be summed up between two buns.

Donald Trump is a strong president. We got to stand behind this guy is what I think.

After nearly 15 minutes of soul searching, I have heard the call. Nation, I will seek the office of the president of the United States. I am doing it!

Like O'Rielly, we'll grab the most important word of each sentence... 'The' for example. Also, I'll say, 'I'm angry,' and the graphic will read, 'Colbert angry.

This is America. I don't want a tomato picked by a Mexican. I want it picked by an American, then sliced by a Guatemalan and served by a Venezuelan in a spa where a Chilean gives me a Brazilian.