Donโt get me wrong. Being a mom is no picnic. Raising the kids is the motherโs responsibility. Itโs a thankless, solitary job, like sheriff or Pope.
Stephen ColbertNew study reveals men like to cuddle. Another study reveals men will say anything to get into bed with a woman.
Stephen ColbertLuckily, a recent survey published in the American Sociological Review revealed that atheists are the least trusted group in Americaโless trusted, even, than homosexuals. It makes sense at least we trust the homosexuals with our hair.
Stephen ColbertSorry to disappoint the liberals who tuned in tonight to gloat about Obama's lead in every poll, but I am not worried. McCain may be behind, but the man is a fighter. He doesn't know the meaning of the word 'quit.' He used to, but it was stored in the same part of his brain that remembered to vet his running mate.
Stephen Colbert