You should spend more time with your families; write that novel you've always wanted to write. You know, the one about the fearless reporter who stands up to the administration. You know - fiction.

If you repeat it, it's true. If you repeat it, it's true. And through repetition, something becomes true. If you repeat it enough. Until it becomes true. Or do I need to repeat that for you?

Oops! I always thought PETA stood for Please Eat This Animal.

Can you really put a price on annoying two religions at once?

Cameras are dangerous. With no waiting period or background check, any whack-job could just stroll into a Wal-Mart and walk out with a semi-automatic. Now, for years I've been pressing for stricter regulations on cameras, especially around our elected officials. Too many political lives have been cut short by some crazed shooter.

Contrary to what people may say, there's no upper limit to stupidity.

Republicans will need to work hard to capture the Latino vote instead of their current strategy of capturing Latinos.