On this show, your voice will be heard in the form of my voice.

I not only loved studying theater, I loved being a theater major. It gave me an excuse to brood, to grow a beard, to wear black 'at' people. I didn't just want to play Hamlet, I wanted to be Hamlet.

I've said it a million times: Romance languages lead to premarital sex.

Made no mistake: America is a Christian nation. The bedrock of our theo-democracy is our Judeo-Christian values. that term, by the way, is a bit of a misnomer. It implies that Christianity and Judaism are equal.

Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.

Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.

I thought Black Friday was when everyone puts on blackface and steals children from Wal-Mart.