Texas governor Rick Perry has been in the race only three days, and he's already blowing away the competition like it is a trespassing coyote.

If you're injecting fear into other people, then you're trying to kill their minds. You're trying to get them to stop thinking.

The beauty of new media is that no evidence is necessary. The brave blog-troopers have stormed the cockpit of news, and wrestled the joystick of authority away from the seasoned pilots of the press who would land our country at the Facts International Airport.

To all the worryworts out there who said super PACs were going to lead to a cabal of billionaires secretly buying democracy: wrong! They are publicly buying democracy.

Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family.

Republicans: the party that brought us 'Just Say No.' First as a drug policy, then as their entire platform.

Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.