Texas governor Rick Perry has been in the race only three days, and he's already blowing away the competition like it is a trespassing coyote.

I've got butterflies in my stomach... because I ate a cocoon quesadilla!

History moves fast. It's hard to believe that gay Americans achieved full constitutional personhood just five years after corporations did!

For me, improvisation is about working with a partner. That is much easier to do in the interview, because you have a sounding board.

I'm obviously younger, much better looking [then Jeorge W.Bush].He didn't veto things, he didn't bring order and fiscal restraint.

With Late Night Show I can begin the search for the real Stephen Colbert.I just hope I don't find him on Ashley Madison.

Foreign newspapers: if they've got nothing to hide, how come they don't print them in English?