I like talking about people who don't have any power and it seems like some of the least powerful people in the United States are the migrant workers who come and do our work and don't have any rights as a result. And yet we still invite them to come here, and at the same time ask them to leave.

I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq.

To sit here at the same table with my hero, George W. Bush...I feel like I'm dreaming. Somebody pinch me. You now what, I'm a pretty sound sleeper, that may not be enough...Somebody shoot me in the face.

History moves fast. It's hard to believe that gay Americans achieved full constitutional personhood just five years after corporations did!

New study reveals men like to cuddle. Another study reveals men will say anything to get into bed with a woman.

Asia: Four little letters, three billion little people.

My character is self-important, poorly informed, well-intentioned but an idiot. So we said, `Let's give him a promotion.'