Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you're old.

With Late Night Show I can begin the search for the real Stephen Colbert.I just hope I don't find him on Ashley Madison.

Usually when Donald Trump wants to keep someone out of military service, he just fakes a doctor's note saying he has a foot injury. It worked fine for him during Vietnam.

Jesus forgives sinners, not criminals.

Football is American; why are the Romans numering our bowls?!

To quote from another gospel, DUNE by Frank Herbert, 'Fear is the mind-killer.' ... Jesus was the original Muad'dib.

Corporations have free speech, but they can't speak like you and me. They don't have mouths or hands.