I wrote things for the school's newspaper, and - like all teenagers - I dabbled in poetry.
Stephen ColbertFacebook stock continues to plummet. People started selling once they found out their mom bought it too.
Stephen ColbertI don't like the new president who hunts muslim extremists, I like the old president who is a muslim extremist.
Stephen ColbertIf I ever succumbed to the demon on my shoulder going, "You should get something special because you're famous," that is the moment that my behavior will be caught on social media for all time. I'm even afraid to use it to get a reservation. This is the person who will tweet, "Can you believe what this a-hole did?"
Stephen Colbert