Don't cry over spilled milk-- get angry and punch a cow.
Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway.
You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut.
Leaving religious texts open too interpretation is the downfall of religion itself. If it is truly the word of God then there is no room for interpretation; you either take all of it or none. There is no selective belief
Knock Knock. Who's there? The Truth. No joke.
Take away the Big Bang and what has God done? Burned a bush and got a girl pregnant. Great, he's a high school junior.