I didn't realize quite how liberal I was until I was asked to make passionate comedic choices as opposed to necessarily successful comedic choices.

Donald Trump is a strong president. We got to stand behind this guy is what I think.

You don't look up truthiness in a book, you look it up in your gut.

God works in mysterious ways but at least he works, he's never on welfare in a mysterious way.

Forgot to live-tweet the election last night, so I'm post-tweeting today. I'll start as soon as my fingers unclench from their rage fists.

I don't like the new president who hunts muslim extremists, I like the old president who is a muslim extremist.

And that brings us to tonight's word: Truthiness. Now I'm sure some of the word-police, the 'wordanistas' over at Websters, are gonna say, 'Hey, that's not a word!' Well, anybody who knows me knows that I am no fan of dictionaries or reference books. They're elitist. Constantly telling us what is or isn't true, what did or didn't happen.