I love making observations. That one is a classic example.

Made no mistake: America is a Christian nation. The bedrock of our theo-democracy is our Judeo-Christian values. that term, by the way, is a bit of a misnomer. It implies that Christianity and Judaism are equal.

The fate of our country is now in the hands of people who don't think about what they want until they get right up to the register at McDonald's.

The pen is mightier than the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun

Last night was Super Tuesday - a 10-state GOP Primary orgy. A big, sweaty pile of lever-yankin Republican voters. And like most orgies, it involves a bunch of middle aged guys who are not appealing to women.

Liberals want to burn the flag, but progressives just want to microwave it?

I love the earth. If you ask me it's the greatest planet in the world.