‎You cannot correct an old person every time they say something offensive. You would never make it through Thanksgiving dinner!

I'm more American than apple pie. I'm like apple pie, with a hot dog in it.

Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything. It's certainty.

Marijuana is a gateway drug that can lead to awful things, like Phish getting back together.

Donald Trump is a strong president. We got to stand behind this guy is what I think.

I believe in pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps. I believe it is possible — I saw this guy do it once in Cirque du Soleil. It was magical.

If we don't cut expensive things like Head Start, child nutrition programs, and teachers, what sort of future are we leaving for our children?