‎You cannot correct an old person every time they say something offensive. You would never make it through Thanksgiving dinner!

Equations are the devil's sentences.

On this show, your voice will be heard in the form of my voice.

If anybody needs anything else at their tables, just speak slowly and clearly into your table numbers. Someone from the NSA will be right over with a cocktail.

To quote from another gospel, DUNE by Frank Herbert, 'Fear is the mind-killer.' ... Jesus was the original Muad'dib.

Last night was Super Tuesday - a 10-state GOP Primary orgy. A big, sweaty pile of lever-yankin Republican voters. And like most orgies, it involves a bunch of middle aged guys who are not appealing to women.

If I had a dime for everytime that I was wrong, I'd be broke.