Don't cry over spilled milk-- get angry and punch a cow.

Cain understands domestic issues because he had experience selling pizza; and he understands international issues because pizza is Italian.

Cynicism is an enormous problem. I'm actually a hopeful person. But the way to stay hopeful is to acknowledge and to not accept what is absolutely amoral, mentally ill behavior as normal.

Northwestern's alumni list is truly impressive. This university has graduated best-selling authors, Olympians, presidential candidates, Grammy winners, Peabody winners, Emmy winners, and that's just me!

I love making observations. That one is a classic example.

Atheism, a religion dedicated to its own sense of smug superiority.

I'm an actor. I hate to blow everyone's illusions.