What I rediscovered was the therapeutic nature of singing lessons. They're like doing yoga but for [the] inside of your body. You open up and use muscles that you don't think of as malleable.

Contrary to what people may say, there's no upper limit to stupidity.

We have no desire to make anybody look like a blithering idiot, but we do love it when they do.

Everybody loves dogs. They're the pizza of the animal kingdom.

I'd forgotten what an honest sandwich it is. For those of you not familiar, 'BLT' stands for 'bacon, lettuce, and tomato.' A lot of people think the 'B' stands for 'bread,' and I can understand someone not wanting a lettuce and tomato sandwich. But, the bread is implied in the word 'sandwich.' Anyway, it's an American original. Everyone should have a BLT as soon as they can.

There's a buzz to failing and not dying.

I'm just very interested in what my guests have to say. You have to be vigilant to stay ignorant.