What I rediscovered was the therapeutic nature of singing lessons. They're like doing yoga but for [the] inside of your body. You open up and use muscles that you don't think of as malleable.

If the eyes are the window to the soul, then why does it hurt when I spray them with Windex?

Marijuana is a gateway drug that can lead to awful things, like Phish getting back together.

New study reveals men like to cuddle. Another study reveals men will say anything to get into bed with a woman.

TV's Tony Snow becomes the White House press secretary. How will he make the difficult transition from Fox News reporter to Republican apologist? ... Mr. President, it is time to hire the folks who've never let you down. Limbaugh at Health and Human Services. Hannity at State. Then give Rummy the Medal of Freedom and install Bill O'Reilly as secretary of defense. Only problem, you might find yourself invading Vermont. And I'll replace Chertoff at Homeland Security. The man's done nothing to control the bear population.

A new study shows that having a severe phobia can hasten aging. But what if my greatest fear IS aging?!?

Arbitrary rules teach kids discipline: If every rule made sense, they wouldn't be learning respect for authority, they'd be learning logic.