Comedians dissect jokes all the time. Comedians are beautiful structuralists. But ultimately it's an athletic endeavor.

I don't think anybody can with a straight face say that the Russians did not set out to influence our election, and they did so.

Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?

I am no fan of books.

Charles Darwin got totally hammered, woke up next to a monkey and decided he had to come up with a theory to make it all okay.

The Yankees' Facebook page was hacked. The hacker was immediately purchased and signed to a 5 year contract with the Yankees.

Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics.