Comedians dissect jokes all the time. Comedians are beautiful structuralists. But ultimately it's an athletic endeavor.

Of course! Jeb Bush! America is hungry for another leader from that talented family!

Baby carrots are making me gay.

Class is a way of looking at society that divides people into different categories based on how much money they're willing to make.

If anybody needs anything else at their tables, just speak slowly and clearly into your table numbers. Someone from the NSA will be right over with a cocktail.

I wrote things for the school's newspaper, and - like all teenagers - I dabbled in poetry.

We don't have to look for what the next thing will be. If experience is any judge, it'll come flowing toward us like a river.