Comedians dissect jokes all the time. Comedians are beautiful structuralists. But ultimately it's an athletic endeavor.

Try to love others and serve others and hopefully find those who love and serve you in return.

If you love friends, you will serve your friends. If you love community, you will serve your community. If you love money, you will serve your money. And if you love only yourself, you will serve only yourself. And you will have only yourself.

The interesting thing about grief, I think, is that it is its own size. It is not the size of you. It is its own size. And grief comes to you.

I don't accept the status quo. I do accept Visa, MasterCard, or American Express.

There's nothing wrong with stretching the truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious.

The pen is mightier than the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun