Evil exists because of the disobedience of Satan. God gave Satan, and the angels, and man free will. Satan used his free will and abused it by not obeying authority. Hell was created by Satan’s disobedience to God, and his purposeful removal from God’s love—which is what hell is. Removing yourself from God’s love. You send yourself to hell. God does not send you there.

You are about to start the greatest improvisation of all. With no script. No idea what's going to happen, often with people and places you have never seen before. And you are not in control. So say 'yes.' And if you're lucky, you'll find people who will say 'yes' back.

When I read books it's to escape. It's so I don't have to talk to people.

There's a buzz to failing and not dying.

In order to be a top-tier candidate, I need 7.5 million dollars, and I currently have 0.0 million dollars.

I have a generally liberal audience, but they will applaud when I nail a liberal lion.

When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday - no matter what happened Tuesday.