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Stephen ColbertIt's the way our founding fathers would have wanted it, if they had founded corporations instead of just a country.
Stephen ColbertIn the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.โ Sorry, Darwin-huggers, but itโs not โIn the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay marriage.
Stephen ColbertIf you're doing nothing wrong, you have nothing to hide from the giant surveillance apparatus the government's been hiding.
Stephen ColbertPeople would say, "Oh, you say you just do jokes." I don't just do jokes. I do jokes. Jokes are important. They saved my life when I was younger. Hopefully we're making things nicer at the end of the day for people. That's the entire goal, and that's the touchstone and the North Star for the tone.
Stephen Colbert