You can change the world. Please don't do that, OK? Some of us like the way things are going now.
President Bush, have a hot dog with me.
The cost of living keeps going up, although death is surprisingly affordable.
I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law.
Bill Moyers is everything I never aspire to be: Calm, Thoughtful, and Informative.
Warmth is to sun, as truth is to me.