Facebook stock continues to plummet. People started selling once they found out their mom bought it too.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Truth. No joke.

The goal is to have fun with my friends.And that means sometimes talking about things that you care about.

Corporations have free speech, but they can't speak like you and me. They don't have mouths or hands.

People would say, "Oh, you say you just do jokes." I don't just do jokes. I do jokes. Jokes are important. They saved my life when I was younger. Hopefully we're making things nicer at the end of the day for people. That's the entire goal, and that's the touchstone and the North Star for the tone.

Turn up your hearing aid 'Grandpa', because I'm only going to say this once!

I'm not a fan of facts. You see, the facts can change, but my opinion will never change, no matter what the facts are.