Atheism: the religion devoted to the worship of one's own smug sense of superiority.

John Boehner chose a huge gavel. I think somebody's compensating for his small government.

I've said it a million times: Romance languages lead to premarital sex.

Luckily, a recent survey published in the American Sociological Review revealed that atheists are the least trusted group in America—less trusted, even, than homosexuals. It makes sense at least we trust the homosexuals with our hair.

Contrary to what people may say, there's no upper limit to stupidity.

Class is a way of looking at society that divides people into different categories based on how much money they're willing to make.

I know there are some polls out there saying this man has a 32% approval rating. But guys like us, we don't pay attention to the polls. We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in reality. And reality has a well-known liberal bias.