Atheism: the religion devoted to the worship of one's own smug sense of superiority.

If you love friends, you will serve your friends. If you love community, you will serve your community. If you love money, you will serve your money. And if you love only yourself, you will serve only yourself. And you will have only yourself.

I've long been against illegal aliens, partly because they distract us from an even bigger threat: real aliens.

Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you know, the guns.

Equations are the devil's sentences.

It warps the minds of our children and weakens the resolve of our allies.

In God's eyes all children are beautiful but here on earth we have higher standards.