If the eyes are the window to the soul, then why does it hurt when I spray them with Windex?
Making a better tomorrow, tomorrow.
(on fox news).... it's like watching a Disney movie about the news.
There's nothing more I love than McDonald's dollar menu. With just the change I find between my couch cushions, I can eat something with the nutritional value of a couch cushion.
I love making observations. That one is a classic example.
NASA scientists have discovered a new form of life, unfortunately, it won't date them either.