I'm not a fan of facts. You see, the facts can change, but my opinion will never change, no matter what the facts are.

Here's an easy way to figure out if you're in a cult: If you're wondering whether you're in a cult, the answer is yes.

I love the earth. If you ask me it's the greatest planet in the world.

It's like boxing a glacier. Enjoy that metaphor, by the way, because your grandchildren will have no idea what a glacier is.

I've got butterflies in my stomach... because I ate a cocoon quesadilla!

I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law.

My guest Newt Gingrich shut down the government during the Clinton administration. I'll ask him when it's gonna start working again.