I'm not a fan of facts. You see, the facts can change, but my opinion will never change, no matter what the facts are.

They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am.

Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics.

I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law.

The pen is mightier than the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun

I am down with the latest trends. And everyone knows, the thing on the streets is vampires. So I have been biting people on the neck.

Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway.