I'm not a fan of facts. You see, the facts can change, but my opinion will never change, no matter what the facts are.

I'm more American than apple pie. I'm like apple pie, with a hot dog in it.

I'm just very interested in what my guests have to say. You have to be vigilant to stay ignorant.

I love being onstage, I love the relationship with the audience.

Shamelessness is a wonderful part of the character.

I don't get why the government is the only one that gets to print money.

Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.