I'm not a fan of facts. You see, the facts can change, but my opinion will never change, no matter what the facts are.

I didn't realize quite how liberal I was until I was asked to make passionate comedic choices as opposed to necessarily successful comedic choices.

A press that has validity is a press that has authority. And as soon as there's any authority to what the press says, you question the authority of the government - it's like the existence of another authority.

Republicans and nerds have so much in common -- they both live in fantasy worlds and have no idea how to relate to women.

Don't cry over spilled milk. By this time tomorrow, it'll be free yogurt.

I like talking about people who don't have any power and it seems like some of the least powerful people in the United States are the migrant workers who come and do our work and don't have any rights as a result. And yet we still invite them to come here, and at the same time ask them to leave.

The only thing that gets me high is the musky scent of my enemy's fear