Don't cry over spilled milk-- get angry and punch a cow.
There is no food closer to my heart than cheese. In fact, according to my doctor, it has nearly filled my aorta.
I believe all God's creatures have a soul... except bears, bears are Godless killing machines!
When I read books it's to escape. It's so I don't have to talk to people.
I have always been a fan of reality by majority vote.
It's like boxing a glacier. Enjoy that metaphor, by the way, because your grandchildren will have no idea what a glacier is.