(Rush are) like the JD Salinger of Canadian Prog Rock

I'm not going to name any names, but let's just say, I want to do jokes on Donald Trump so badly, and I have no venue. So right now, I'm just dry Trumping.

You are about to start the greatest improvisation of all. With no script. No idea what's going to happen, often with people and places you have never seen before. And you are not in control. So say 'yes.' And if you're lucky, you'll find people who will say 'yes' back.

Forgot to live-tweet the election last night, so I'm post-tweeting today. I'll start as soon as my fingers unclench from their rage fists.

If I had free time to go to Los Angeles to shoot a movie, I would rather spend it with my kids.

The more you know, the sadder you get.

Obama avoided the Vietnam draft with a letter from his family doctor diagnosing him as medically eight.