There must be a God, because I don't know how things work.

Take the platypus - that is not a finished product. It is clearly still in beta.

You have a firm grasp of the obvious.

A new study shows that having a severe phobia can hasten aging. But what if my greatest fear IS aging?!?

It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate.

I imagined myself living in New York in some sort of open, large but sparse studio apartment with a lot of blond wood and a futon on the floor and a bubbling samovar of tea in the background and a big beard - living alone but with my beard - and doing theater. That's what I thought my life would be.

I don't like books, they're all fact, no heart.