There must be a God, because I don't know how things work.

I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law.

I love the Internet, and the Internet loves me back. Why else would it offer me so much sex?

Other people's deconstruction of your motivations doesn't help you do what you do. You can't swallow and think about swallowing at the same time.

I love the truth. It's the facts I'm not a fan of.

In America, we know to ignore artists if they're serious in any way.

If you're injecting fear into other people, then you're trying to kill their minds. You're trying to get them to stop thinking.