It's no surprise I am addicted to all the Republican presidential candidates. They are like crack -- in that they will devastate black communities.

Mentioning Jesus in your speech: Small government. Doing what Jesus asked: Big government.

The lead singer of Creed says he won’t endorse President Obama. Well that settles it -- Obama will not win the 1998 presidential election.

This is a crucial time in the fight for corporate civil rights. Just look at the hateful signs at Occupy Wallstreet: 'Corporations Are Not People!' Wow, I thought we were past the point in this country where some people aren't people just because they have different color skin or different religion or were born in a lawyer's office, only exist on paper, have no soul and can never die.

You don't want to just do a joke because it works - we can make a lot of jokes work - you want to do a joke because it will hopefully build into an argument.

I’m the frosting on America’s cake, and tonight I’m willing to let you lick the bowl.

If I'm doing a talk show or an interview, or pretty much anything where I can't control the context, I'm loath to do the character.