It's no surprise I am addicted to all the Republican presidential candidates. They are like crack -- in that they will devastate black communities.

Republicans: the party that brought us 'Just Say No.' First as a drug policy, then as their entire platform.

If you are a hermaphrodite, it is physically impossible to be gay.

It's like boxing a glacier. Enjoy that metaphor, by the way, because your grandchildren will have no idea what a glacier is.

Truthiness is "What I say is right, and [nothing] anyone else says could possibly be true." It's not only that I feel it to be true, but that I feel it to be true. There's not only an emotional quality, but there's a selfish quality.

I won't be doing the new show in character, so we'll all get to find out how much of him was me. I'm looking forward to it.

Will Herman Cain become the first black President that I acknowledge? I call him a dark horse because he's an unlikely candidate who surged forward, and not because he's a horse.