Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.

For me, improvisation is about working with a partner. That is much easier to do in the interview, because you have a sounding board.

The more you know, the sadder you get.

To sit here at the same table with my hero, George W. Bush...I feel like I'm dreaming. Somebody pinch me. You now what, I'm a pretty sound sleeper, that may not be enough...Somebody shoot me in the face.

My brother Billy was the joke teller. My brother Jim had a really sharp, cutting wit. And the teller of long stories, that was my brother Ed. As a child, I just absorbed everything they said, and I was always in competition for the laughs.

Speak from the balls, not from the diaphram.

Jesus forgives sinners, not criminals.