To sit here at the same table with my hero, George W. Bush...I feel like I'm dreaming. Somebody pinch me. You now what, I'm a pretty sound sleeper, that may not be enough...Somebody shoot me in the face.

Pain is the body's way of telling the brain it's in trouble. Similarly, confusion is the brain's way of telling the body, 'All right, buddy, drop that book.

Asia: Four little letters, three billion little people.

Ghost of Bobby: no, no you can't eat me. I'm a ghost. Stephen Colbert: That just means that there's less bones to pick out.

If I had free time to go to Los Angeles to shoot a movie, I would rather spend it with my kids.

If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.

And if you love only yourself, you will serve only yourself. And you will have only yourself.