In order to be a top-tier candidate, I need 7.5 million dollars, and I currently have 0.0 million dollars.

Don't cry over spilled milk-- get angry and punch a cow.

But you are also the biggest threat of all ...You are a gay person I like. Your threat is that you make being gay seem non-threatening. It's almost as if your happiness does not take mine away.

You gotta learn to love when you're failing.... The embracing of that, the discomfort of failing in front of an audience, leads you to penetrate through the fear that blinds you. Fear is the mind killer.

If a poor family falls on hard times in the woods, and no one is around to care, did it really happen?

I stand by this man (President George W. Bush). I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he stands on things. Things like aircraft carriers and rubble and recently flooded city squares. And that sends a strong message, that no matter what happens to America, she will always rebound.. with the most powerfully staged photo ops in the world.

If you're injecting fear into other people, then you're trying to kill their minds. You're trying to get them to stop thinking.