What the right-wing in the United States tries to do is undermine the press.

Contrary to what people may say, there's no upper limit to stupidity.

I'm not going to name any names, but let's just say, I want to do jokes on Donald Trump so badly, and I have no venue. So right now, I'm just dry Trumping.

Christianity is the best way to cure gayness — just get on your knees, take a swig of wine, and accept the body of a man into your mouth.

We have this idea in our mind that there's a separation of church and state in America, which I think is a good thing. And we extend that to our politics. Like it's not just church and state, but it's also there's a separation of religion and politics. But of course, there - there isn't.

Status is always ripe for satire, status is always good for comedy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Truth. No joke.