John Boehner will be the new speaker unless, out of habit, he blocks his own confirmation.

Join me in standing up against any actual knowledge about guns. Let the CDC know they can take away our ignorance when the pry it from our cold dead minds.

Ignorance is bliss. Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions.

History moves fast. It's hard to believe that gay Americans achieved full constitutional personhood just five years after corporations did!

Any religion whose messiah’s name isn’t recognized by Microsoft Word can’t be that much of a threat.

I gotta tell you, I do not envy whoever they try to put in David Letterman's chair. Folks those are some huge shoes to fill, and some really big pants.

I'll make fun of anybody. We're all about falling down and going boom on camera.