Yesterday in a 25 to 24 vote, Republicans welcomed back Lott back into their leadership and named him minority whip. That is great for Trent. They say minority whip is a stepping stone to Grand Wizard.

Warning, I may contain more than a trace amount of nut.

Republicans and nerds have so much in common -- they both live in fantasy worlds and have no idea how to relate to women.

I'm off for two weeks, so until I get back, take the characters in this tweet and parcel them out one per day. Use this Q wisely.

Baby carrots are making me gay.

It's the way our founding fathers would have wanted it, if they had founded corporations instead of just a country.

Ignorance is bliss. Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions.