Opinions are like demo tapes. I don't want to hear yours

America cannot afford a rally to restore sanity in the middle of a recession. Did you even consider how many panic-related jobs that might cost us in the fear-industrial complex?

It's no surprise I am addicted to all the Republican presidential candidates. They are like crack -- in that they will devastate black communities.

I'm a satirist, so I've got boxing gloves on if the person is worthy of satire. But I'm not an assassin. If that ever happens, it's only because something happened during the interview that got me going, and then I had to translate my feelings to the mouth of the character.

I love the Internet, and the Internet loves me back. Why else would it offer me so much sex?

I'm a huge news junkie. I love what the news does.

Never throw caution to the wind. It could whip back into your eyes and blind you.