If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it.
As a rule, Germans shouldn't do comedy. Their last box office comedy was Nosferatu.
Take the platypus - that is not a finished product. It is clearly still in beta.
Naturally the U.S. trails in gold medals because every time we win one, we hand it over to the Chinese to pay off our debt.
If you use big words, no one will know you aren't doing jack squat.
I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law.