Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics.

When my car runs out of gas, I buy a new one. I don't want to ride around with a quitter.

Contrary to what people may say, there's no upper limit to stupidity.

Now, I don't see color. People tell me I'm white and I believe them because police officers call me 'sir'.

Shamelessness is a wonderful part of the character.

My character is self-important, poorly informed, well-intentioned but an idiot. So we said, `Let's give him a promotion.'

It is a well known fact that reality has liberal bias.