Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics.

If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.

I'm off for two weeks, so until I get back, take the characters in this tweet and parcel them out one per day. Use this Q wisely.

I have always been a fan of reality by majority vote.

Cain understands domestic issues because he had experience selling pizza; and he understands international issues because pizza is Italian.

Obama avoided the Vietnam draft with a letter from his family doctor diagnosing him as medically eight.

Mentioning Jesus in your speech: Small government. Doing what Jesus asked: Big government.