Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics.

If I had a dime for everytime that I was wrong, I'd be broke.

Try to love others and serve others and hopefully find those who love and serve you in return.

There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell.

Take the platypus - that is not a finished product. It is clearly still in beta.

Mentioning Jesus in your speech: Small government. Doing what Jesus asked: Big government.

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach...just make sure you thrust upward through his ribcage.