Can you really put a price on annoying two religions at once?

Like O'Rielly, we'll grab the most important word of each sentence... 'The' for example. Also, I'll say, 'I'm angry,' and the graphic will read, 'Colbert angry.

Hey yogurt, if you're so cultured, how come I never see you at the opera?

Turn up your hearing aid 'Grandpa', because I'm only going to say this once!

'Sympathy for the Devil' is just another way of saying 'Compassionate Conservative'.

To quote from another gospel, DUNE by Frank Herbert, 'Fear is the mind-killer.' ... Jesus was the original Muad'dib.

I would say laughter is the best medicine. But it's more than that. It's an entire regime of antibiotics and steroids.