Can you really put a price on annoying two religions at once?

Don't be bitter. Everybody suffers. If you can accept your suffering then you will understand other people better. Be grateful for pain. Love life.

I'll make fun of anybody. We're all about falling down and going boom on camera.

Thinking that other people might be better than you is what makes you Canadian, not American.

They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am.

First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in' the society of my high school and we waved at each other over the bong. Then I got to know people by making jokes.

Jesus forgives sinners, not criminals.