I won't be doing the new show in character, so we'll all get to find out how much of him was me. I'm looking forward to it.
Stephen ColbertLast night was Super Tuesday - a 10-state GOP Primary orgy. A big, sweaty pile of lever-yankin Republican voters. And like most orgies, it involves a bunch of middle aged guys who are not appealing to women.
Stephen ColbertIn the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.โ Sorry, Darwin-huggers, but itโs not โIn the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay marriage.
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