This is America. We must defend the principles symbolized by Lady Liberty - unless she's on the pill, in which case, she is a giant green tramp.
Stephen ColbertLook, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
Stephen ColbertI'm just very interested in what my guests have to say. You have to be vigilant to stay ignorant.
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Stephen Colbert