Don't cry over spilled milk. By this time tomorrow, it'll be free yogurt.
Hey yogurt, if you're so cultured, how come I never see you at the opera?
There must be a God, because I don't know how things work.
I wrote things for the school's newspaper, and - like all teenagers - I dabbled in poetry.
It is a well known fact that reality has liberal bias.
I'll make fun of anybody. We're all about falling down and going boom on camera.