Who would have thought that a means of communication limited to 140 characters would ever create misunderstanding?

If anybody needs anything else at their tables, just speak slowly and clearly into your table numbers. Someone from the NSA will be right over with a cocktail.

On this show, your voice will be heard in the form of my voice.

Any religion whose messiah’s name isn’t recognized by Microsoft Word can’t be that much of a threat.

Now we all know that Fidel Castro dressed up like Marilyn Monroe and gave JFK a case of syphilis so bad it eventually blew out the back of his head.

If I thought I knew what was going to happen, it wouldn't be worth doing. The challenge is how joyfully, with what sense of fun and adventure and playfulness, we will greet it. We don't have to look for what the next thing will be. If experience is any judge, it'll come flowing toward us like a river.

If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it.