Who would have thought that a means of communication limited to 140 characters would ever create misunderstanding?

Odyssey Dawn? That's not a military operation. That's a Carnival Cruise ship.

The interesting thing about fake news and fake media is that it's a heresy against reality. Again, as a Catholic, I was taught that the greatest sin was heresy. Because not only are you a sinner, you are proselytizing and inviting other people into your sinful state through your heresy. You're a recruiter for your own fallen state. Donald Trump is a heretic against reality. Basically, he's lying for sport. He's inviting people into his heresy that there is no objective reality.

Hatemongers like Media Matters take innocent statements like mine, Rush Limbaugh's, John Gibson's, and Bill O'Reilly's and make them offensive by posting them on the Internet, allowing the general public to hear words that were meant for people who already agree with us. Hey, Media Matters, you want to end offensive speech? Then stop recording it for people who would be offended.

And if you love only yourself, you will serve only yourself. And you will have only yourself.

There is no food closer to my heart than cheese. In fact, according to my doctor, it has nearly filled my aorta.

Clearly, America has no shortage of metaphorical opportunities for the poor.