Why would we go to war on women? They don't have any oil.
Equations are the devil's sentences.
I've been accused of being unambitious, but what I do takes up every minute. I'm executive producer, I'm a writer and the host.
Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway.
Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and nothing to do on weekdays.