Christianity is the best way to cure gayness — just get on your knees, take a swig of wine, and accept the body of a man into your mouth.
It warps the minds of our children and weakens the resolve of our allies.
Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything. It's certainty.
You cannot correct an old person every time they say something offensive. You would never make it through Thanksgiving dinner!
Don't cry over spilled milk-- get angry and punch a cow.
Comedians dissect jokes all the time. Comedians are beautiful structuralists. But ultimately it's an athletic endeavor.