I can't prove it, but I can say it.

The goal is to have fun with my friends.And that means sometimes talking about things that you care about.

To sit here at the same table with my hero, George W. Bush...I feel like I'm dreaming. Somebody pinch me. You now what, I'm a pretty sound sleeper, that may not be enough...Somebody shoot me in the face.

If a poor family falls on hard times in the woods, and no one is around to care, did it really happen?

Liberals want to burn the flag, but progressives just want to microwave it?

I'll make fun of anybody. We're all about falling down and going boom on camera.

Other people's deconstruction of your motivations doesn't help you do what you do. You can't swallow and think about swallowing at the same time.