I can't prove it, but I can say it.

I've got butterflies in my stomach... because I ate a cocoon quesadilla!

It's the way our founding fathers would have wanted it, if they had founded corporations instead of just a country.

If Obama can force you to get health insurance just by calling it a tax, than there is nothing to stop him from making you gay marry an illegal immigrant wearing a condom on a hydroponic pot farm powered by solar energy.

Republicans: the party that brought us 'Just Say No.' First as a drug policy, then as their entire platform.

No one has any idea what's going to happen. Not even Elon Musk. That's why he's building those rockets. He wants a 'Plan B' on another world.

The most common thing that real reporters say to me is, "I wish I could say what you say." What I don't understand is, why can't they say what I say, even in their own way? Does that mean they want to be able to name certain bald contradictions or hypocrisies that politicians have?